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greenwithenby:

There comes a time in every young cartoon boy’s like when he must witness his own death.

(via nagromelyk)

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

(via tankthoughts)

(via hot-precum)

(Source: sinister-sombrero)

The dad rubs his enormous 12-inch cock in between her daughter’s breasts.
Dad: “I-I’m gonna, cum! HERE COMES MY LOVE!”
Daughter: “ONI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!”
Dad: “GWAUAUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” *cums a thousand cums*
Daughter: “Dad… Y-you’re so hot. I’m horny!”
Dad: “Hi, horny! I’m dad!”

baby's first words

baby:d-d-da..
father:daddy?
baby:david bowie

shomangaka:

Anthony Hopkins at the 1984 Cannes Film Festival

(via gyllenhawl)

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