There comes a time in every young cartoon boy’s like when he must witness his own death.
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
The dad rubs his enormous 12-inch cock in between her daughter’s breasts.
Dad: “I-I’m gonna, cum! HERE COMES MY LOVE!”
Dad: “GWAUAUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” *cums a thousand cums*
Daughter: “Dad… Y-you’re so hot. I’m horny!”
Dad: “Hi, horny! I’m dad!”